So, again for your amusement, here's a cornucopia of other wastes of time...entitled...
A CORNUCOPIA OF VARIOUS WASTES OF TIME.
................by Betty Bloodletter
Because nothing turns you on more than hours of creeping up to read the ignorant bumper sticker on the car in front of you.
Yeah! Why live a real life when you can live a thousand vicarious ones!
Overly-padded men strut back and forth for hours over a hundred yards of boring.
Children. Enough said.
I get a buzz putting children next to cigarette butts. 5 seconds well spent.
There IS a reason for the first four letters. Have YOU figured it out?
Kill yourself with chemicals!
Your boring status is wasting my precious time. Nobody wants to hear about your amazing time at the Blink 182 concert.
Hipsters. Waste of time, oxygen, blood, and caring.